I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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