Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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