Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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