Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She's just so happy...and so naked.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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