So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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