She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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