Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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