if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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