we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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