she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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