Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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