So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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