dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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