oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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