so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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