So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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