How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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