At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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