you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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