she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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