think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I need a hoe opinion
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