With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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