Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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