do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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