My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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