i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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