Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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