Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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