it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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