How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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