There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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