I need help removing her.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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