is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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