so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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