im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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