Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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