Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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