OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
