I love having hate sex.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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