I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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