I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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