Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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