So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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