Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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