Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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