After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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