He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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