so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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