Don't make out with my wife yet
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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