I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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