with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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