i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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