i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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