Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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