Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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