we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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